Schillinger was clutch in that movie.

Still can't hold a candle to Arnold in "Batman & Robin." $25 million for 25 minutes of screen time.

I'm pretty sure I once bought coke off that one dude who always kept pulling shit out of his jacket.

I love that episode mainly because it features Randy going "Hey…hey Sharon!" in that real dickhead tone of voice he uses. I often say that same thing to my wife, who is most definintely not named Sharon.

I hope Simmons' next roundtable is a debate over the bigger bomb: Gigli or Any Given Wednesday.

They're related to Samir Naga..Naga..Na Not Gonna Work Here Anymore, Anyway.

I sure hope Elliot Gould's chest hair makes an appearance.

Yeah but it's moving to whitehouse.gov

Zuckerberg don't give two fucks about America, he's learning himself how to talk some Chinese so he can enslave those assholes with his stupid website.

Taboola was founded by Satan, you'll never convince me otherwise.

I only have a fake Facebook account with no info so I can leave jackass comments on websites that force you to log in with social media.

FUCKING GARBAGE

"And for those of you who didn't ask, here's some allergy medication."

YOU CAN GET A NEW COUCH BUT WHAT I GONNA DO ABOUT MY LEGS, EDDIE MURPHY?!

The fact that he made them reference his bullshit degree in the credits of The Cosby Show is the second worst thing about this shithead.

Don't worry, folks! Trump will totally save your manufacturing jobs!

If those shitheads are dumb enough to think Donald Trump can fix any of those problems, then Fuck. Them.

I'm pretty sure they're relying on the doctrine of "Spend an incredible amount of our client's money so he can die in his own bed before having to face any consequences whatsoever for his decades of shitty behavior."

Does this mean we finally get that "Leonard Part 6" sequel that we've been waiting for?

You were a little slow that time…….