Agreed. I was like "Finally, a show where the main characters just treat each other like total shit!"

How great is the Rocky-style training montage from "Hundred Dollar Baby" where Dee is just constantly taking roids while Charlie "trains" by getting the shit kicked out of him?

I wonder if Donald likes to bind and be bound.

Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. Taxes, they'll be lower… son. The Democratic vote is the right thing to do Philadelphia, so do.

I can't wait to kick back and enjoy the new season with a nice Wolf Cola and some chicken scraps.

I MADE SOME BAD INVESTMENTS HWANG, IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYBODY OK?!

Ugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh.

Diamond Joe don't got time to be no president, he's too busy growing that sweet sticky weed and going to REO Speedwagon concerts.

Yeah but I bet Trump also thinks tying his own shoes is overrated.

THEY'RE SHOOTING AT THE LIGHTS

RUN BITCH, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

Vox Day, more like Voxtrot

Wow, Gene Hackman really let himself go!

What do you mean "we", white man?

GODDAMMIT WAYMOND

♫ IT'S THE 80s ♫

IS THIS BECAUSE I TOUCH MYSELF AT NIGHT?!

Yeah right, like a Knicks fan can spell "solidarity".

I'm drunk in solidarity, even though I live in New York and don't really care about baseball one way or the other.

Now Theo Epstein can take his most challenging job yet: Making SNL funny for more than three consecutive skits.