Doogie Howser fukken owns bones in that movie.

10,000% LESS JAKE BUSEY, PLEASE.

Also, boobs.

The Adventures of Pluto Nash vs. John Carter

Someone is on the pipe at The CW.

HEY FUN BOYS: GET A ROOM.

https://twitter.com/iamjoon…

WHY IS THAT SHOW SO POPULAR

Also I'm 99% sure there's a King of Queens episode extremely similar to this where somebody questions Doug's football skills and he goes back into training to join a team and prove he's still got it or some dumb horseshit.

Until he gives me some money, he can fucking rot in Hell.

Will Sandler even bother to change out of his sweatpants and slippers to play this role?

Don't ever look at the Nuge directly in the eye. Don't pull on the Nuge's hair. Don't uh, pull out a wrist rocket and shoot him in the face with a ball bearing like happened in 1978 in Kansas City, alright? Don't do that. If he wants to talk about hunting, specifically bow hunting, get interested, get real…

Probably kinda leathery yet somehow greasy in spots.

That's neither fun nor a fact!

Wait, I won't get raped? Pfff, you just lost a fare, bro.

Yeah I did that once and some crazy broad wearing roller skates kicked me in the fucking face.

I thought she caught it from Tommy Lee, who caught it from dippin' his wick in anything that moves.

Yeah but also he's the best……around.

No, but hepatitis can't be great for you either.

Yeah she's a stone cold nutjob.