I can think of at least two things wrong with that title.

GET A JOB

Well, to be fair, the media is biased against Trump. And by "biased" I mean they simply reprint the constant stream of nonsense garbage that spews out of his butthole-like mouth every minute of every day.

"And I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling Jews!"

It's ironic because most people who really are successful got that way by never having integrity, honor or respect for anything!

I really have to admire Jason Chaffetz. I mean, I like to pretend I'm a man with absolutely zero morality or convictions, but wow, that guy is really living it!

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The husband from the first one is definitely in the running for the title of "Most Annoying, Useless Spouse" in any movie, ever.

I realized the Secret Service wasn't the elite fighting force I thought they were when a bunch of them got caught shortchanging a prostitute in Colombia.

Michael Shannon creeps me the fuck out and I would just give him whatever he wants.

Everyone forgets he was in Reign of Fire.

Can I blame the Chinese for the traffic jam I got stuck in today?

I'll bet $10,000 they put it in the trailer. And the line will be delivered by Tony Cox.

NOTHING. YOU CAN DO NOTHING. THE COLD EMBRACE OF DEATH WILL EVENTUALLY ENVELOP US ALL.

I read a really great in-depth profile of Mike Myers and the thing that blew me away the most was just how much time and effort he puts into the shitty characters in his shitty movies. Like, he actually "road tested" his Guru Pitka character in NYC comedy clubs when he was working on The Love Guru. It takes him…

This is even worse than the time Bill McNeal endorsed Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor!

Well…..he's a zombie!

"It's kind of a mixed bag……." —Ken Bone

Yeah once Putin gets bored with him, he'll wish he was doing life without in Leavenworth.

That cartoon had an incredibly grim and dark finale for a show aimed at children.