More like Never Go Back……..TO MAKING QUALITY MOVIES!!!

Corey Feldman looks like he's big into Crispin Glover cosplay in that pic from The View.

I mean, just look at the fuckin' guy. Cabbage body odor is like, the least of his problems.

I think you're thinking of Gheorghe Muresan and his cabbage cologne:

Michael Jordan definitely made this movie to pay off gambling debts.

Wow, the English really are a bunch of sissies.

Someone wrote a great article ridiculing all those clips that are named "[Random Talk Show Host] ABSOLUTELY DESTROYS [Political Figure]". The gist of it was that these "takedowns" have absolutely zero effect on anything and only serve to reinforce the beliefs of people who already hated [Political Figure] to begin…

The first Batman movie hasn't made a dime in profits either, apparently.

I can see Brick went from precocious little kid to creepy adolescent. That's a shame.

American Gangster.

Even if they threaten Ecuador, wouldn't Ecuador be in deep shit if they just kicked down the front door and dragged out Assange? Technically he's on British soil.

*scrolls down a bit*

I hope that kid ripped off his sleeves before taking that IQ test.

Friends fanatics, for instance, might have genuinely enjoyed Girlfriends, a proposed series built around Lisa Kudrow’s Phoebe Buffay character

Christ, how many more of these movies is Marvel going to shit out?

And Warren G. Harding ain't no geek off the street!

Forget that, the man eats pizza with a knife and fork. He's clearly history's greatest monster.

This election actually makes me miss John McCain. Case in point, how he immediately shut down a crazy woman who called Obama an 'Arab':

Romney's company caused the downfall of KB Toys, he can rot in Hell!

'‘No, that’s a saying, it’s Uncle Tom."