Also the fact that he's conducting the laziest fucking protest ever, which will have no effect whatsoever except to get people talking about Colin Kaepernick.

Him and Speed Weed would knock it out of the park.

That really was an incredibly moving speech. No snark.

I like the episodes of SVU where Stabler solves the case by just beating the shit out of some hapless suspect.

What the fuck is up with his outfit? Is he trying to make weight for next week's big wrestling meet against Valley?

I don't even think it's necessarily bad bookkeeping. I think it's more that Amazon makes so much goddamned money that they have at least an 8 figure annual budget for writing off fucked up orders.

I dunno, he's looking like shit on TV lately, I give him 18 months.

DO SOMETHING

Absolutely. I mean, it was only a $35 item so I'm wondering if it costs them more than that to process a return. I'm betting if the same thing happened a $10,000 TV it'd probably be a different story.

Well the rep I was chatting with mentioned a phrase similar to "shipping immediately" but this was at like, 10 o'clock at night so I figured there would still be a chance to stop the order before it got handed off to UPS/FedEx/USPS/etc. I think the most surprising thing was the fact that the guy just told me to keep…

By the way, this has nothing to do with the article but I feel the need to bring it up. I was dicking around on Amazon last night looking for electric razors and apparently I may have accidentally bought one (alcohol might be a factor in this story). 30 seconds after I received the confirmation email, I went back to…

Please. He's going to outlive the sun.

I'm thinking of starting a preemptive Kickstarter campaign to fund my legal defense when I inevitably get arrested for taking a giant shit on Trump's grave.

Which is why they're so popular with the kind of lowlife who would vote for Trump.

I'm a pretty big wrestling fan and I was legitimately shocked that TNA hasn't gone bankrupt yet.

Yessssss. One of Dave Meltzer's finest moments, which gives me an excuse to post this:

Do they still let Jeff Hardy show up for PPV main event matches stoned out of his fucking mind?

I bet he has a micropenis.

ACTUAL NEW YORK TIMES HEADLINE:

Oh and who can forget the lights going out during a Bound for Glory match earlier this year, leading to "PAY YOUR LIGHT BILL" chants: