Here's my favorite TNA moment: The owner (Dixie Carter) assembling the entire roster in the bleachers to basically yell at them and give them shit for not supporting a company that was making the fucking worst decisions in the history of wrestling (while losing an enormous amount of money), and that anyone who didn't…

Actually, even Evangelicals can't stand this fuckin' guy:

The South is basically America's toilet, why would I take advice from any of those people?

Politico reported today that the RNC has spent zero dollars on TV ads for Trump. Zero. As in less than one. The last two presidential cycles? Almost $100 million spent.

Yeah you really have to dedicate your entire life to being an enormous sack of shit like Trump. You can't just do it in a year or two.

Is there a chapter on sending your daddy's lawyer to your failing casino to buy millions of dollars worth of chips that were never used, which is a blatantly illegal loan? What a businessman!

And yet Harrison Ford was fined exactly $0 for Firewall.

Don't worry. You'll be dead soon.

Class Act, thank you. I was trying like hell to remember the name of that movie. I saw it about a billion times when I was a kid.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wasn't she a former prosecutor? And she can't even handle a little grilling from two radio DJs? Glad our law schools have such rigorous admissions standards.

So you're saying Benicio didn't……….STICK AROUND?!

The fact that he's still undecided has me convinced that he's a deranged lunatic who should be isolated and studied for years to come.

I like the episodes where the case is solved by Stabler just kicking the shit out of some random suspect.

Yeah I did the same thing to an old roommate. "Roommate" is slang for "mother of your child", right?

Sorry, but Stephen Bannon already has that job.

"Parable" is a synonym for "shitty movie", right?

Except there's no levity in the stories. It's literally shit like WILL CLOWNS KILL YOUR CHILDREN AND THEN DO STUFF TO YOUR BUTT?!

*looks up Matt Lauer's yearly salary*

Yeah I guarantee it was Lorne.