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At this point, I'm wondering how many electoral votes Clinton is going to wind up with. It has to be well over 300.

Hey, Lorne is a genius*. He made money having Trump on as a host and now he's making more money shitting all over him.

Oh yeah, absolutely.

McKinnon's Hillary Clinton awkwardly dancing to Kool & The Gang while chugging from a bottle of champagne is definitely the highlight of this whole awful election.

There were early efforts to run a more standard form of general election debate-prep camp, led by Roger Ailes, the ousted Fox News chief, at Mr. Trump’s golf course in Bedminster, N.J. But Mr. Trump found it hard to focus during those meetings, according to multiple people briefed on the process who requested

Please. Schwarzenegger will be too busy impregnating the help to vote.

Does it make me seem like a total creepo if i say that I really enjoyed how the first movie used practical effects for gunshot wounds, instead of completely unconvincing CGI?

My favorite anecdote about Trump's "preparations" for the first debate was how the sessions basically devolved into Roger Ailes bitching about all his sexual harassment suits and the other dozen completely unqualified people in Trump's inner circle offering advice that was not helpful in any way.

Hey, your former douchebag roommate is one of the fine folks keeping the company behind Valtrex in business!

You should thank her by grabbing her by the pussy.

He also won't quit because he's a deranged lunatic completely detached from the concept of reality.

Too bad Jameis isn't his running mate.

I found some more old footage of Trump that should really sink him:

I liked Billy's defense of "It was 11 years ago, when I was young and immature!" You were 33, you fucking shitheel.

Why haven't the apes taken over yet? You guessed it…..Frank Stallone.