Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem!

Part of me wants to say the only way things can get worse after Trump is if Biff from Back to the Future Part II somehow becomes a real person and runs for president. But then another part of me knows that, if I'm being honest, he'd probably still do a better job than that sack of shit Trump.

Part of me really wants to audit some intro-level college Poli Sci classes in 10 or 12 years because you know this race will be a major part of the curriculum.

What do you suppose it's like to truly live with no dignity, as Paul Ryan does? That must be a real wacky existence.

Technically, he received his last payment a week or two ago but your point is still 100% valid. CNN happily signed him on even though he signed a non-disclosure, non-disparagement agreement with Trump that was still in effect AND he was receiving severance pay. CNN would easily be the shittiest part of this election…

WikiLeaks really blew it by releasing those Hillary emails so soon after this story broke, no one is gonna give two shits about that. Sorry Putin!

Over on CNN, that braying horse's ass Corey Lewandowski defended Trump by saying "we're electing a president not a Sunday school teacher" and that he should immediately sit down for an interview with a "tough" journalist like Matt Lauer. Fucking. laffo.

You know, I'm starting to think this Donald Trump fellow, and stay with me on this, may not be qualified to be president. Maybe.

Ahh nothing like watching people watching people play video games.

Your governor looks like a hairless scrotum, it's really disturbing every time i see him on television.

I like that song where he raps about ninjas and going.

Or more shows with that ape man who yells at the bad restaurant people.

Yeah, it wasn't so funny the first time they tried it:

Does that mean we can get Edward Norton to pummel his face into a smashed and bloodied mess?

Yeah but no one really gives a shit about the vice president. Also, no American is going to remember four days ago, let alone four years.

Trump isn't like that douchebag, he is that douchebag.

I'll be 1000% honest: If Trump actually did that to Hillary during a debate, I'd vote for him.

I thought the local OTB was the moron's Wall Street.

I'd probably hold his nose and mouth shut, like Tony when he took out Christopher after the car accident. Fuck it, put me on trial. I'll beat those charges.

Definitely. Pence knows the ship is sinking so he's trying to just improve his position for 2020. It was pretty obvious the way he contradicted Trump so many times and flat-out refused to even try and justify his insanity during the debate. He doesn't want an attack ad four years from now showing him smiling and…