Will Jim Beam still be available post-collapse? Cuz if so, I'm cool with that.

"Look, I've never been involved in politics I don't know where you're getting this from. This is why I can't give interviews."

The NY Times ran a pretty laffo story about conservative Christians who were all sad because neither candidate gives a shit about their right to refuse service to gay couples who want to get married. Cry me a fucking river assholes.

I'm trying to figure out what will happen when Trump loses. Either he'll claim the entire thing was rigged and sue everybody or he'll give some smug fucking press conference where he says he never wanted to be president and the whole thing was a bunch of bullshit to make him more money. Either way, I hope someone…

McMahon couldn't even get his wife elected to the Senate, despite spending god knows how much cash.

He also has a ton of support from working class people, whom he's spent his entire life exploiting and fucking over. This country is doomed. DOOMED.

I feel like not having Pertubator do the music for that show was a missed opportunity.

Look, I'll go see any movie featuring Michael Shannon. Just as long as he doesn't break into my house in the middle of the night to murder me.

Holy shit, Joe Buck is on this fucking show? Welp that pretty much guarantees I'll never watch a single second.

MAKE AN AMERICAN TABLOID MOVIE ALREADY

Max Cady and Nick Nolte's daughter.

The appeal of Ryan’s big-lunk shtick is wearing thin, which is as much a sign of trouble for him as the Bills’ mediocre play.

Sandra Bullock should've won an Oscar for Best Comedic Performance for that piece of garbage. Although I could watch her fall down a flight of stairs all fucking day.

FATTY GO BOOM

Yeah a show with a dumb, clueless husband, vapid teenage daughter and a shrill-as-fuck woman is GROUNDBREAKING!!!!

No, you just get hired by the government to fuck with other countries.

She still has a looooong way to go before she hits Ted Cruz levels of shitheaded-ness.

I read an interview with the guy who ghostwrote "Art of the Deal" and he said Trump could barely focus for like, 20 minutes when he tried to work on the book with him. I bet he wrote a total of three sentences in that thing.

Howard Dean better be careful. Didn't James Woods sue some guy who called him a cokehead on Twitter?

No, trust me, I fucking hate him.