I fucking hate Donald Trump.

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I want to know if she'll ever find bracelets to properly fit her tiny bird wrists.

Well someone's gotta mop out the toilets…..

HEY COREY FELDMAN
THAT'S A NICE SUIT
FOR A CLOWN TO WEAR
TO THE CIRCUS
IDIOT.

Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied.

He definitely kills wayyyyyyyyyyyyy more people in the book. In the movie, only Galt dies and that's because he falls out of the helicopter. Also, he's naked for like 90% of the time.

That series has been downhill since "Horny Grandma Volume 7."

Yeah if you get offered a plea deal and reject it, and make the state go to trial, they are going to fucking bury you if you lose. Just for wasting their time. What might've been a plea deal for 1-3 years turns into 10 years with 7 minimum. It's even worse with federal cases.

I had the same reaction the first time I saw "Face/Off". That's based on a true story, right?

I was at Stewart's the other day buying milk, as I am wont to do, and they appeared to be sold out of 1% gallon jugs so I grabbed a half gallon instead. The guy at the counter actually said "We have more one gallons in the back, want one?" That was the first time in my entire dumbass life that a store has actually…

That's how I always take photos. I uh…..I got some weird junk down there.

WHY DOES HIS FACE LOOK LIKE THAT

That fuckin' costume they have Karen Gillan wearing…….fucking lmao……perfect attire for the goddamned jungle.

The episode where they caught Brad smoking the reefer was pretty laffo. Also any episode where Zachery Ty Bryan has that ridiculous ponytail.

Such a lovely place.

I got winded scrolling all the way through that list.

Big Pete's got X-ray eyes. Big Pete's like Superman and the Green Hornet.

You know who really wrote that quote? You guessed it…Frank Stallone.

"What are you two retards doin'?" ranks among the greatest lines in cinema history.