GO AWAY, 'BAITIN.

Good to see North Korea still maintaining their lead in fuckin' sweet eyewear technology.

Ehhhhh I'm just gonna re-watch the dance club scene from "John Wick" again.

Yeah but remember that one time Stephen Malkmus was on Red Eye?

If it's got people ripping out throats, I'm fuckin' there.

I think he's so smug due to the ungodly sums of money he earned from NCIS. Seriously. More cash than everyone who commented on this article will ever earn in their garbage lifetimes multiplied by 100.

"Bull, Chunk and Cable…"

Jesus is actually slang for "crystal meth".

I beg to differ!

It flew away.

On an unrelated note, LOOK AT THIS FUCKING BUG:

Escalante? Robin Hood could def use some calculus.

Heh heh…yeah.

You say this as if we don't live in a world where the film "Chairman of the Board" exists.

Imagine that job opportunity. "OK so welcome to Twitter, Larry. Your job is to police millions and millions of tweets, day and night, and delete the ones that upset people. Oh also there's no dental and your pension plan is just whatever coins we pull out of the soda machine at night. Enjoy!!"

I'M ALREADY BORED AND CONFUSED.

FURY ROAD FUCKIN' DID IT.

Simmons? Yes. Yes he was. One of the most erotic moments ever captured on TV. Seriously, try to not jack off during that scene.

Or the guy who teamed up with Stabler to fuck with Beecher in the joint.

Drank. Heavily.