Fear not, Trump has a good shot of winning this thing!

The guy who copy/pasted a bunch of shit from another website?

Like anyone in the South even owns a dictionary.

As someone who doesn't live in Philly, I remain incredibly disappointed at everyone who lives in Philly.

Joe Pesci fucking approves:

Ugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh.

They tried the "no announcers" thing 35 years ago. It, uh, did not…….go well:

Are You Afraid of the Stoned Ride Operator Making Minimum Wage Who Has Your Life in His Hands?

Aaahh!!! Real Spinal Injuries

In the first MI movie, Cruise and his gang really fuck over that CIA computer operator. As far as we know, he's not a bad guy. Probably earning 80k a year, his ex-wife always hassling him for more child support, his doctor riding his ass about his high cholesterol. He's got enough problems. And yet he's poisoned…

Deal, but it's Uma Thurman's Poison Ivy.

And yet my court case against the Shitty Beatles drags on!

I remember that this fuckin' guy came out with a documentary about finding his birth parents or some other dumb horseshit and there was a scene where he'd just walk up to random people and ask "I'm going to meet my birth father for the first time, what do you think of that?" Amazingly, no one responded by braining…

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SODA DRINKS YOU

Shit, I do. That's the only way I can maintain an erection these days.

Ehh if the tobacco companies can get clobbered for billions, Big Sugar can't be far behind.

Nobody better fuck with my Supercool, that's all I'm gonna say about this.

"Instead, they're requesting the right to punch each victim once in the groin."

Pay your taxes, for fuck's sake! Especially if you're actually earning money!

lol do you live in America?