When you die I'm gonna shit on your memory soooooooo hard.

Who will bake me a pie now?!

If your Labor Day weekend doesn't end with you puking in a public restroom, then you're doing it wrong.

A 2 hour press conference for a CD? Christ, Bill Belichick resigned as the head coach of the New York Jets in about three seconds and only needed a cocktail napkin.

Pete Ross thinks that's a stupid-ass tweet.

I don't think so, Tim.

Plus I heard someone ate David Schwimmer's sandwich.

IF BY "WORST" YOU MEAN "BEST".

LOTUS NOTES 4 LYFE

"Hey Brad Pitt, here's $50. Go tell my lady I have Hep C, will you? Thanks bro!"

OK I couldn't get past the obstacle at 0:53 if the life of my wife and mother depended on it.

Leopard print shirts with blue ties.

Finally, something I can masturbate to.

Yeah I won't be doing any of that.

The girl who did the pooping was referred to as "Something". Glorious.

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Christine Baranski's demented camp counselor is soooooooo fucking goooooooood.

He was definitely the best part of "Slums of Beverly Hills."

He was definitely the best part of "Slums of Beverly Hills."

Damn, I should've tried that defense at my last trial…