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Cuck If U Buck

Isn't "Full Throttle" the movie where Demi Moore's character literally flies at one point?

Protip: Truck stop hookers are known as "Lot Lizards".

My favorite song with "Fucking" in the title:

I know we tend to act like boors, but you don't need to pander to it, AVC.

I am a big fan of the Law & Order episode based off of Britney & Kevin. I believe the female singer's name was Sky Sweet.

Soooo does every celebrity have naked pictures or what?

Every movie should feature Jeremy Piven being thrown off a roof.

Roll 'em up.

Did he have some crazy drug problem or was he always insane?

SHITTER'S STILL FULL.

Here's some life advice: Trying is the first step towards failure.

His best bet is to pay someone a shitload of money to take a dive because no pro wants to be known as the guy who got KO'd by an actor. He could fight Michael Jai White though, that guy is ginormous. Also they used to have to slow down fight scenes in Blade and even Demolition Man because Wesley Snipes was so

You guessed it: Frank Stallone.

Or to run away like a woman. Trust me, it's a highly underrated tactic.

Dude looks like Frank Whaley right before he clips Jimmy Hoffa in the parking lot of that roadhouse.

He def grenaded the fuck outta his own troops. Then got eaten by the alien.

I liked the scene of young Ryan Reynolds lying on his bedroom floor, pounding the ground with his fist while chugging beer through a funnel.

WHY ISN'T RAY JACKSON TRAINING HIM?