I think he was claiming (falsely, because he's mentally unstable) that "someone" from the NFL wrote to him about how ratings for any debate on that particular night would ruin football's ratings. In reality, the debates could go up an against an NFL game featuring the Cleveland Browns playing clones of themselves…

Awesome. Awesome to the max.

http://www.vox.com/2015/9/2…

Trump says the loud part loud and the quiet part loud as well.

A casino is a goddamned license to print money. Trump's went bankrupt in like, 9 months. And that's AFTER his daddy sent in his lawyer to buy millions of dollars in chips that were never actually cashed (which is blatantly illegal). "Small inheritance" my ass.

*John Barron and John Miller nod in agreement*

I'm actually 100% in favor of this.

He's already laying the groundwork for the excuses he's gonna use when Hillary cleans his clock in November. He can't seem to focus on any one thing for more than like, eight seconds so no fucking way does he actually want to spend four years in the White House. I don't think he's saying everything just to tank on…

Trump would've shot that dog in a heartbeat.

This brings us to the thing that enrages me most about this orange motherfucker: He "wins" at everything because all he does now is make licensing deals that use his name (like this shitty magazine). He has pretty much zero other involvement. His royalty payments actually went UP as the publishing company was losing…

"Now Charlie's Angels 2…..THERE'S an enormous pile of shit."

What's next? David Spade telling us Trump is "Nuckin' Futs"?

Mayor McCheese's political career never really recovered after that ketchup-flavored crack scandal in the mid-80s.

The real Trinity of Camelot was Look Good, Kick Ass, Get Laid.

I'm sure he's a perfectly nice fellow but yeah he looks like a weiner.

ANOTHER GAME FOR MILOS!!!!!!!!

"How long have you two been together?"

Especially since Jerry clobbers Elaine with an elbow as he goes to hug Lois.

Yeahhh the real Biden also probably never had a guy named "Worm" fill in for him at a cabinet meeting.

I've had just about enough of that Ron.