WHEN WILL AMERICA FEATURE GAME SHOWS WHERE PEOPLE STACK FOOD ON AND AROUND ANIMALS?!!?!

More like horribly right.

It's really hilarious to me because I'm pretty sure I voted for Nixon in an election. Recently.

He's done stuff I enjoy but after watching the interview he and his wife did with Oprah, I can barely stand to look at him. Off the charts smugness.

Fun fact: Tisha Campbell refused to actually be in the same scenes with Martin during the last season because he was basically in a constant state of drug induced psychosis.

Meanwhile, the actress who originally played Aunt Viv is just freezing because they shut her heat off due to an unpaid bill.

I'd take a spin off featuring Jeffery Donovan's character.

You ever seen Sicario……..on WEED?!

The first one was pretty average. I don't understand why Emily Blunt's character freaked out so badly when the Delta Force guys wiped out those two carloads of cartel guys at the border near the beginning of the movie. "There were civilians around!!!!!" Yeah good point lady, better that those guys get out and start…

Of course the guy who works for Avis says that. A good day for him is when someone hasn't converted the trunk of their rented Ford Focus into a mobile meth lab.

Exactly. It's why class action settlements will actually cause a company's stock to go up. Sure, it may cost hundreds of millions of dollars but even a (large) definitive amount of cash is better than an unknown (and potentially catastrophic) amount of cash.

Yeah I'm sure Jeep is already working to settle this case. No way this goes to a jury.

They devote all their staff's time and attention to the newest article about Tig Notaro that nobody gives a fuck about.

HEY PAUL

I'm still not gonna caulk the wagon, ford or die!!!!!!

Welp, I'm sold! *goes to score some smack*

"…the most depressing thing…"
The AV Club

Nah, he was probably thinking of all the goddamned paperwork he'd have to fill out if a rock star died in his bus.

From the looks of the picture in the article, he's gonna be eatin' some of those ribs as well.

Nikki Sixx has a syndicated radio show that the local classic rock station in my town carries. For a guy who basically consumed heroin from a fire hose and was involved in other outrageous shit like the story you mentioned, he is fucking boring.