Richard Christy > Motley Crue

Well she does read words other people wrote while being filmed, that alone should qualify her for a spot on Mt. Rushmore.

I wish you would Care more about Properly utilizing capital letters in your Sentences.

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Seriously how did no one plant a nine iron in Jared Leto's stupid skull for all the dumb shit he pulled because he was cast as a fucking fictional character in a movie?

Yeah that's right

I saw "The Island of Dr. Moreau" in the theater. Val Kilmer owes me $8.50.

Hah yes he might as well have been screaming ACTING!!!!!! the whole time.

That movie was indeed criminally awful. Didn't one of the many, many terrible subplots involve a guy making a mask of someone in order to kill Jeremy Piven?

Also Joe Don Baker screaming MY DIAMONDS!!!!!

Oh yeah the book was 100 times worse. There are pages and pages devoted to the shifty, insipid ways of the Japanese and how they will one day own America. I was holding the book with one hand and making a jerk off motion with the other pretty much the entire way thru.

I hope you told him to STOP EATING YOUR SESAME CAKE.

Yeah I remember reading "Rising Sun" and thinking "Wow, what a racist piece of shit!"

Meanwhile, the top bone finder of this century is still your mom.

Is Munch gonna help Biden and his buddy Blaze locate their missing stash?

Trying to crank one out for cash in a dimly lit parking lot somewhere.

OH, I'LL GIVE YOU A MAGAZINE THERE BUDDY - Hay, it's full of hollow points! You're gonna love it, when I put those in a gun and put them in your brain.

No doubt. You coulda sold that sweet vest to some hipster dipshit for at least three bills.

This is horseshit. The last time I unleashed my evil side all I got was fuckin' three hundred hours of community service.

The other 60% will be wheezing.