Yeah the whole "shows up sober" thing is, sadly, a highly sought after trait in Hollywood.

To me, that means he's the nicest guy in Hollywood because he seems to get cast in everything.

I know this was a throwaway joke from "American Dad", but Kurt Russell has legit been steadily working in Hollywood for like, 45 years right?

Now, she’s co-starring in a new Seeso show, Take My Wife, with her actual wife, fellow comic Rhea Butcher.

I liked the third Bourne movie where he fucks with the guy who played Meryl Streep's husband in "The River Wild".

Here's the deal: If you're expecting to find logic within comments on the Internet, you're a fucking moron.

I hate myself every single day when I wake up, because Jimmy Fallon attended college no more than 15 minutes from my childhood home and I didn't seize the opportunity to strangle him with a belt, thereby saving us from all the fucking awful segments on his show that are clearly meant to rack up mobile device page…

I fucking hate this fucking motherfucker.

Pfff wake me when she starts lugging a 5 liter space bag of Franzia everywhere. Amateur.

He didn't even have to use his AK to get this show made!

The original Rocketeer came in 4th place opening weekend, behind Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (I actually saw this in theaters with my parents lol), City Slickers and Dying Young. How does that translate into enough interest for a remake?

Hey, their money is as green as anyone else's.

Still waiting for a special version of Career Opportunities that's just two hours of Jennifer Connelly on that coin operated horse.

LIGHTS OUT 2: GUERRILLA RADIO

More like "In comedy, severe, decades long cocaine abuse is everything"

"And as I sip my soda that I'm sure somebody spit in…"

They were setting these fruity picks!!

WHERE IS MY SEQUEL TO "BUSHWHACKED" YOU AYEHOLE

Yeah it seems like a good place to go if you want to be torn asunder by a huge bear or die of radiation poisoning.

Do you live in the Rio Olympic village?