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Too bad there wasn't a Dave Matthews Band tour bus nearby.

Nah, the most useless tool is still voting.

OH SHIT IT'S WAYNE BRADY, SON

That's the best line of the skit because all the comedians with Chappelle immediately bust out laughing.

The best part of that whole story is the Trump campaign threatening to sue the fuck out of that guy without even trying to argue that everything he said isn't 100% true.

What's even more fucked up is when he figures in the amount of "promotion" an organization will get from his speech so yeah, that's worth $400,000.

Ah this will be a nice change for Mr. Bomer. From a TV show where he sits around all day wearing nice suits to…..a show where he sits around all day wearing nice suits.

"How can black people rise up and overcome?"

Chlamydia? Is this show set in the 70s? I thought in today's crazy times most people caught herpesyphgonorrhea.

Go whine to someone who gives a fuck.

Well, this tool is completely useless since we all know women suck at math.

I said "Hop In"… *cocks revolver*

Well she's now property of whatever conglomerate bought up the assets of Blockbuster for pennies on the dollar.

I bet if you ground up one of those things and smoked it out of a light bulb you'd get high as FUCK.

I feel like whatever company that makes Ritalin would go out of business tomorrow if more parents were willing to give their kids five across the eyes when they started acting all hyper and whatnot.

I didn't come in you Greg Kinnear, I swear.

♫ Bev…Bev…Beverly Hills Cop……Axel Foley gonna find those drugs ♫

That mopey one should definitely be locked up in an institution or at least heavily medicated.

Yeah even that lion must've been like "Wow, what a dumbass!" *maul*

I think the joke is just Adam Sandler.