I'm gonna initiate my own purge by eating some Hardee's that's been sitting out in the sun for a few days.

Just like Chad from "The Mad Real World."

Yes but also occasionally intersperse the sound of gunfire and a tin of Skoal being slapped against a pregnant woman's thigh.

THE MEDIA

Isn't Lyle Jeffs hiding out in Utah somewhere?

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Her interacting with the shady fixer/hitman in "Michael Clayton" was the best part of that movie.

Q: Hey Gary Oldman, who will probably give this series shitty reviews?

I'm gonna get that fuckin' lobster harmonica, I don't care how much it costs me!

I hope you put the boots to that wussy kid, Medium Style.

Fine, but only if it's full of Dongs.

You want a Pepsi, pal, you're gonna pay for it!

That was strictly a judgment call, they sold a lotta records after Dave left the group!

"Shit, we lost a half ounce of shrooms trying to ford the river."

I'm pretty sure Stewart picked Trevor Noah as the new host specifically so he wouldn't outshine him.

That may explain my deep-seated affinity for sailors with comically large forearms and a love of spinach….

Is that guy ever not talking?

Maybe Tom Green Wants to Get Remarried, this fall on NBC!

Oh man, the funniest part of that clip by FAR is Huckabee playing with Ted Nugent while wearing a fucking three piece suit. What a dipshit.

*Extremely Loud Fart Sound*