Well honestly he'd have a better shot if he didn't try to itemize the expenses like a fucking dipshit, but trying to tell Mike Huckabee to not be a fucking dipshit is like trying to tell the sun not to rise in the east.

She looks like she's going to meet up with Exeter and Brack to work on the Interocitor.

Copyright law is the work of Satan!!!!!!

Kim Davis and her magnificient sixhead.

She could always go back to working at the Malibu Sands Beach Club.

Well at least she has all that money from "Fat Man, Hot Wife" to fall back on in case this bombs.

…A steaming pile of pandering jingoistic crap with a really stupid ending

HAWKS!!! I mean….HAWK!!

Are you talking about the dopey broad from "Saved by the Bell: The College Years"? Yeah, she had it coming.

That scene is hilarious because everyone (including said dog) manages to escape the giant wall of fire by…..ducking into a closet. The heat from the flames definitely wouldn't affect them at all!

I thought Dr. Okun was stone cold dead after the first movie.

Yeah except if it was the last Godzilla movie, the freakin' scene would end right before the ape squashin' commenced.

YOU GOT JAMMED

I do, those fuckin' Commies have been begging to be taken down a notch or two lately!

I feel like the concept of Hollywood accounting is so fucking bizarre and alien that even if Ghostbusters makes $1, it'll still be considered a hit. Then again, Warner Bros. is still claiming Batman (the 1989 version) is still in the red so who the fuck knows.

Can I still continue to bitch about Tom Cruise being cast as Jack Reacher?

"Do you got quarters? 'Cuz it costs fifty cents."

Just let Michael Shannon win, because he looks like the kind of guy who would kill a drifter to maintain an erection.

The best piece of clothing from "Seinfeld" was definitely George's enormous $8,000 sable hat. Mainly because after he walks into the coffee shop wearing it, Jerry looks at him with a shit-eating grin on his face and asks "Why didn't you get the big one?"

You mean Steph Curry's new sneakers?