SWEET CHARLOTTE

Billy Zane does seem like he'd be a cool dude in real life.

It's a good example of the worst trend in Hollywood where an offbeat film with some solid comedic moments that isn't a huge blockbuster gets a sequel where everything gets dialed up to 11 and everyone is so "in on the joke, man" that it comes off as self-serving and shitty.

JUST MAKE A GLAMORAMA MOVIE ALREADY.

The best Discount Shia Lebouf IS Shia Lebouf.

I'd like a spin off movie that focuses on Ray Winstone and his disgusting, non-stop sweating during "Crystal Skull."

Andy Dick with an actually tolerable performance!

The episode with the escaped mental patient dressed in a Santa costume legit scarred me for YEARS.

Plus Nolte always looks like he needs a shower whenever he's on camera.

Honestly I'd even prefer that dated shit to any movie Murphy has made in the last like, 20 years.

There's actually a trailer out already for this movie:

I'm already bored and confused.

Mike Epps is fucking terrible.

So is this show just footage of the roadies scoring bad road coke for the band?

I bet you $10,000 someone tweaking on crystal meth has already done this.

Just say you're rich. Chicks dig a dude with money. 'Least the kind that would double up on a guy like me.

It gets easier when you accept the fact that you're a total monster, like I did at age 8.

C'mon, surely Alan has something more notable than a role in a 30 year old movie to reference in the headline…..*checks IMDB*

~SPOILER ALERT~

I wish Ronnie had shot Vic in the fucking face after he sold him out.