ALSO GARY BUSEY

I have faith in Shane Black. I just re-watched "Last Boy Scout" for like, the millionth time.

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Kind of shitty that Howe's death will probably be overshadowed by Ali. Not trying to say Ali doesn't deserve it, but Howe was a fucking titan of the sporting world as well. He played as a pro for 34 years!

Do you think Samuel L. Jackon's hair in that movie was his own idea? I bet it was.

Sorry but we've decided to hire your non-union Mexican equivalent, Señor Felipe.

Terrible actor with little to no prospects would take a part in a popular movie series for a (probably) huge paycheck? Color me shocked!!!

DOES THIS MEAN THEY'LL FINALLY GET TO FUCKIN' GAS TOWN?!

Was there an episode where Larry got yelled at for throwing out an apple core or something in someone's trash bin? I remember that scene for some reason, only because at the time I thought to myself "Why would the guy get so mad at Larry?!" but now that I'm a homeowner with my own garbage bins, I'd be pissed if some…

Fuck this fuckstick.

Hey, they shadow someone on the ride for an entire day. What more do you want?

I believe the employees at New Jersey's Action Park were actually trained on how to injure and maim guests.

Early showings on a Tuesday morning are pro tier. I can be even more flagrant about my drinking when there's only 3 retirees in the theater with me.

Stay in school, kids!

Ah the ol' Megan Fox audition special.

I like to think "Splash" takes place a few years before "Wall Street" and Madison winds up dumping Tom Hanks, becomes an interior decorator, and eventually starts nailing Charlie Sheen.

……….I withdraw my question.

What the hell do you think a "reboot" is?

THIS TIME IT BETTER BE THE FISH PART ON TOP AND THE LADY PART ON THE BOTTOM

…and portrayed by Will Smith in a 2001 biopic (earning Smith an Oscar nomination for Best Actor).