And talked some dude down from the ledge of a building!

I am sad about the decline of boxing in general. My dad & I used to love watching the fights but the sport is such a pathetic shell nowadays it's impossible to hold interest. Unless you want to root for a shitbag woman beater like Floyd Mayweather.

He'd just have Matthew Dellavedova punch all the enemy soldiers in the dong.

Of course I just checked ESPN and there's a link to an article by some dingus titled "Was Ali Really the Greatest?"

For me, it's almost impossible to comprehend that an athlete as famous as Ali was almost sent into war. Could you imagine if Tom Brady or Lebron James got a letter in the mail telling them they were shipping out to Iraq in a week? Obviously there isn't a draft anymore but it's still difficult to imagine given the…

"Oh great, now the next Bond movie will center around him going to the store for some fucking tampons." — Every person who will vote for Trump.

Fucking fantastic, I hate my stupid garbage life.

I remember seeing the trailer for this and remarking, out loud, "So he totally fucks that robot, right?"

Oh man I can't wait to frantically masturbate to this game.

Yeah but then he just would switch to a new Lyft number and it would be all good.

I love how there's literally no way to disguise Shaq so that he's not instantly recognizable. It's like the time Arnold went "undercover" at Gold's Gym.

Sorry but I can't let a Krang reference pass without linking this clip:

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
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TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
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TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
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Oh man, that thing would make a bitchin' bong.

Was he working in produce or manning a register?

I honestly feel like if the East Coast places used the Carl's Jr. name I'd be way more willing to actually eat there, but Hardee's is just so synonymous with violent, explosive diarrhea that I can't ever eat there.

Yeah but Natalie Merchant totally got kicked by a mule outside a Hardee's in Redondo Beach. For reals.

How long do you think it took Steve-O's buddies to wish he would go back to huffing nitrous 67 hours a day just so he'd shut the fuck up about animal rights?

Well, there are 1.3 billion Chinese, I'm sure they're destroying art on the reg over there.

Don't worry, once Trump gets elected president WE'LL be doing the smashing. USA! USA! USA!