Apparently the original title of this show, PUT DOWN THE DRUMSTICK, FATTY didn't test well with audiences.

Fueling themselves with poppers was a crucial part of the plan as well.

I was gonna crack a shitty joke about Sandler and Vanilla Ice starring together in a shitty movie but Vanilla Ice WAS ALREADY IN A SHITTY FUCKING ADAM SANDLER MOVIE.

—This post brought to you from December 18, 1997.

Yeah he definitely does kill it when Stern is interviewing him. So does Rob Schneider, surprisingly: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Do you think his role in "Funny People" caused him even one second of self-reflection or was he just like "Fuckin sweet, the check's here!"

Charlie's manic scampering and screaming after Mac crashes the car into the wall remains one of the Top Five moments in TV history.

STOP MAKING MOVIES

I've seen that movie like fifty times and I'm pretty sure the budget was a shade under four figures.

I feel like Chevy's Comedy Central Roast was the most accurate way to depict how everyone in show business felt about him.

People can claim whatever they want, but 99% of that won't hold up in a court of law.

I'll star in any movie for $99.95!

My cat be all like "FOOD TIME, ASSHOLE."

Will he play the goat?

Holy shit you can bet on who will play a fictional character next? The UK fucking rules.

"BUZZ OFF, KID!!!!"

♪ IT'S THE 80's ♪

Man I gotta read that fuckin' comic!

Even if Carrey hadn't begged to be cast in the movie it's not like they pulled a bait and switch and had him film a bunch of scenes where he frolics with a puppy or some shit. It was violent garbage from beginning to end.

NICE FUCKIN' NEWSWIRE *honk honk*