I just pretend his career stopped with "The Last Boy Scout."

Please. Kingsley has been in full-blown "Just give me the check" mode for like, a decade now. He was in The Love Guru, for fuck's sake.

How can one person be so fucking fly all the time? It's not fair!

*checks Google to verify Moretz's age*

The economics of Hollywood are beyond alien. "Yeah sure, we'll pay you six figures just to NOT take any other jobs while we dick around with this script that probably won't ever end up in production."

"Look the girl on the cover has really huge cans, better order 1 million copies for the first run."

I'm sure his agent demanded the full salary whether the project actually finished or not.

I wonder if Adam Brody still got his full paycheck for that. If I were an actor, I'd only seek out projects that probably will never get finished and just cash the checks to feed my cocaine addiction.

He's going to end the NFL?!

The best part of HDTGM was discovering that Jason Mantzoukas really is like Raffi in real life.

He really ruined the How Did This Get Made? episode on "Wild Wild West" due to his non-stop talking about all this Hollywood bullshit completely unrelated to the film. Oh a ten minute anecdote about your meeting with Peter Guber? Awesome!!!!!!

That'll come out at the same time as Howard Stern's remake of "Porky's".

Wow, that show is actually still on? The production costs must be a negative sum.

Was he wearing an XXXXL Smodcast hockey jersey when he gave this interview?

She left a pretty good dent in that door, too.

"Boy you know what really made the movie great? The loud, shrill no-talent jagoff!" — No one smart, ever.

I feel like reading such an in-depth analysis of a kids show on Disney now means I'm on some sort of government watch list*.

No way, the shrill constant screaming of Chris Tucker coupled with the sad spectacle of Jackie Chan singing Edwin Starr (poorly) is the apex of Hollywood!

The first three films in Blumhouse’s Insidious series cost $16.5 million to produce and have to date generated more than $370 million worldwide.

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