TV is too involved nowadays. I really don't give two shits about hearing actors talk about the dumb words written for them that they read, I just wanna stare slack jawed at my TV while waiting for the booze to put me to sleep.

It's commendable how you left out the other 5,000 terrible piece of shit movies that have "starred" Marlon Wayans.

Brando's role in "The Island of Dr. Moreau" (complete with ice bucket hat!) pretty much cancels out any and all good will he may have earned.

Yeah I mean I'm not looking for cinematic genius, just start smashin'!!!!!!

That last Godzilla movie really annoyed me. EVERY time Godzilla approached a city and was getting ready to put the boots to it, Medium Style, they cut away! What the fuck? I just want to see a giant lizard smash things! Why must you kill my soul, Hollywood?

That site that tracks how well the bars actually do after the show is finished cracks me up. Almost all of them end up getting cited/fined for blatantly illegal construction/building modifications.

I will defer to the incredible words of Tina Fey on this subject:

…..Is "Bone Tomahawk" somehow not a porno?

That sounds like the kind of marriage proposal that winds up with you spending the next thirty years in some sort of pit.

I'm a mark for Salt because they shot scenes for it five minutes from my old apartment (the action sequence where Jolie is jumping from truck to truck on the highway).

Joe Pesci, co-star of Gone Fishin', turned down a role in Horace & Pete? My god, how terrible was the script?

Hey, at least Summers fared a whole lot better than the guy who insulted Reynolds' porno movies in "Boogie Nights".

Saw this one in the theater. Really liked Cliff Robertson as the super religious president.

Qu'est-ce que c'est?!

Hah, the writer of this article takes a pretty cheap shot at Spears' dancing/performing skills:

Fuck Tupac.

I dunno, I find it hilarious that Deadspin spends most of it's time writing about how awful the NFL is while simultaneously pulling in a good chunk of ad revenue from their football themed posts.

Question: Exactly how much cocaine was consumed during the writing of "No Holds Barred"?

You almost have to admire* AJ Daulerio for thinking that it was a good idea to even joke about drawing the line at putting a 4 year old's sex tape on his website during a filmed deposition. What an enormous piece of shit.

I would've gotten the fuck outta Dodge the second Marlon "The World's Greatest Actor" Brando started wearing a goddamned ice bucket on his head.