Netflix: Slightly Less Shitty Than Cable would be a hell of a slogan.

Stallone refusing a then-unheard-of $350,000 paycheck for the script rights to "Rocky" back in 1976 because he wanted to play the lead role himself (and wound up doing so for scale!!!) is still my favorite Hollywood story of all time.

lol @ the word "honest" being used in conjunction with the film industry.

NONE OF THOSE OTHER BULLSHIT MOVIES HAVE A FLAME THROWER GUITAR, YOUR ARGUMENT IS GARBAGE.

So we're all in agreement that minorities will win a bunch of Oscars in 2017 and then get shut out for the next 20 years (until someone invents a new hashtag), right?

MEDIOCRE

My favorite part of Romper Stomper is when like, 40 skinheads pack themselves into that shitty clown car so they can go off and beat up some Asians.

HEY HOLLYWOOD TWATS: MAD MAX AIN'T A CAUTIONARY ENVIRONMENTAL FANTASY, THE POINT OF THE MOVIE IS TO GET TO FUCKIN' GAS TOWN

There's a 100% chance Lucas is now rough trade for whom the phrase "Power Glove" has a whole new and terrifying definition.

#TrapCover was the best thing on Twitter this week

YOU LET YOUR DOWN DOWN
YOU THRUST YOUR PELVIS HWAH
YOU THRUST YOUR PELVIS HWAH
YOU THRUST YOUR PELVIS HWAH
YOU THRUST YOUR PELVIS HWAH

Still better than Hector Elizondo as an S&M instructor.

I love the end of that scene, when the guy calls Jerry a liar right to his face but still whips out his checkbook anyways.

Make sure some guy named Ned or Kip doesn't steal your Twix from the vending machine.

Holy shit, I seriously thought that was Parker Posey this whole time.

END COMMUNICATION.

I voted for Reagan for the last decade and a half. In every election.

I'm sure the tire fire still smells better than the glue holding Trump's hair to his stupid Neanderthal skull.

Cozy Kitchen!!!

I got a bunch of copies of Orange Rhyming Dictionary sittin' around if that's what you mean.