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SQUIRREL TACTIC!!!

It's probably Hollywood accounting, which has zero basis in reality (so it's the perfect fit for this lunatic).

How hard did you have to resist the urge to punchasize his face?

CORRECTION

Yeah but Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms, yo.

If that 400 grand goes towards a shopping spree at Men's Wearhouse for Smith, I'm down. I bet he wears that horrendous Smodcast jersey to funerals.

He'd be too hopped up on Goofenthal or whatever that drug was to compose any rational tweets.

And yet Kanye manages to come off worse than a guy who probably fucked little boys.

Or more meth in porn

I bet the real Kimmy likes to be choked during sex. Jus' sayin'.

Soooo does he have creditors kicking down his door or is this rich person's "debt" where he never pays it back and somehow emerges even wealthier from the experience?

And he was French so you better smoke like a chimney, too.

Also OJ's sentencing for kidnapping and armed robbery. This actually makes me wish I had gone to law school (or been smart enough to go to law school) so I could've been the judge to sentence this dipshit (it is great that it's a female judge though):

I think in Chris Rock's first book he also writes about meeting OJ in an airport and being blown away by the size of his noggin.

God if only someone would murder OJ over unpaid gambling debts…

OJ getting booked on "Jail": (rip off of COPS):

"….Oh and also I murdered Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman."

The way you can always see the one brother filming the other brother with his tiny camera while the MTV crew also films aggravates the shit out of me for some inexplicable reason.

I see white people…