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"Just don't get it in my eye…"

Fine but I reserve the right to sue Kesha for assaulting my hearing with her shitty music.

THERE'S A FUCKIN FLAMETHROWER GUITAR, WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED?

Yessss an opportunity to post one of my favorite Stern bits, where they rag on Bruce for like, 20 minutes on the ridiculous soliloquies he spouts off during shows:

C'mon, they were crappy from the get go. There was no fall from grace.

And please tell us more about peak TV, guy who's network immediately ordered 100 episodes of "Anger Management" just so it could be sold into syndication.

Probably because when he does try movies the result is "Pootie Tang."

Once I saw the episode where Louie winds up in China (?!) or whatever that's what I thought as well. Great standup but holy shit is this show unwatchable 90% of the time.

It doesn't matter, the show is obviously going to bomb haaaaaaaaaard so we will never have to hear about it after tonight. The only reason it's a "Top Pick" is all the $$$ TBS gave to the AV Club in the form of ad revenue.

If the AdBlock browser for mobile devices wasn't such a steaming piece of shit I could've avoided it much easier. But the TV ads are wall to wall.

The fact that I haven't been able to turn on the TV or browse the web for WEEKS without seeing a fucking ad for this stupid Angie Tribeca show guarantees that I won't watch a single second.

Was it this one:

Well when you're facing your fifth aggravated DWI/worker's comp fraud case, you probably don't give a fuck about fashion by that point.

A buddy of mine was contacted by a producer one of these shows (might have been Joe Judge Brown) because his car was towed from his apartment's parking lot and then crushed into a cube like, the next day. He filed a civil suit against his landlord and I guess these guys comb through court records for goofy shit like

BA-ZIFUCK YOU

Eh, it's more hilarious when law school does the crushing.

Oh man I am gonna get hiiiiiiiiiigh for that one.

I believe that, even to this day, WWE security will confiscate "KANE FIX MY TOOTH" signs.

That's what he gets for not reimbursing Fletch for the wet suit.

Please, everyone knows Chuck Rogers shot JFK.