THIS SHIT BETTER HAVE A DUDE SMOKING MAD CIGARETTES.

AFFLECK YOU DA BOMB IN PHANT………Oh wait, never mind.

What about an interview with Lowell from 'Wings'? He was hilarious.

You're really going to shit all over Dire Straits like that? Hate to break it to you, but they're better musicians than 100% of the bands that this site raves about in album reviews.

FLAME
THROWER
GUITAR

My name is Pleasance and I am funky.

Still laughing @ Crash. Do you think the people who made that garbage all thought to themselves "We are making important cinema!! This will change everything!!!!!" while filming? I'm sorry but I don't think having Sandra Bullock play a complete and utter bitch who falls down some stairs will somehow solve racism.

Kristen Stewart is easily the worst actress of the last fifty years.

I bet all his friends find his animal rights shtick wayyyyyy more annoying than he was in his "Take PCP and Huff Nitrous 24/7" days.

She seems unhinged at best.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

God help that kid if there was pulp in that OJ:

HAWK!!

It's fucking incredible.

I like that Liam Neeson flick where he and Patrick Swayze play a couple of hilljacks who run around NYC fucking up mobsters with a bow & arrow and shit.

*Burp that sounds like a fart sound effect*

I was certainly shocked by how awful "Ghost Town" was, that's for sure.

THANKS OBAMA

Those homeless people never touch their per diems.

Great, so now he's going to dress like even more of a hobo.