This isnt gonna be
like the time you said you totally had video of David Bowie doing stand-up, is it?

I also don't remember Can't Hardly Wait being set in the 80's, or bearing any particularly strong similarities to 80's teen movies, at least not any more then any of the other teen movies released around that time.

Now that he mentions it…
could the statue be depicted holding the disembodied spine of Tom Noonan?

FUCK YOU RABIN
If you're not even going to try on an episode as good as this one, then fuck you.

I have it rated 5 stars on Netflix, and it still seems to limit the anime recommendations to Miyazaki, which is ok by me. So you should be fine.

Oh boy, I believe I've been patrolled.

Yes, it is. Just not on netflix for some reason.

I'm the goddamn paterfamilias
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It's weird how she often chooses to include things that it doesn't seem like she can muster up actual hate for. I mean, a lot of these things are just statements of fact (why yes Amelie, there is something else that is also referred to as popcorn) that I guess you're just supposed to imagine is being said in a really…

There is just simply NO WAY that Gnomeo and Juliet is more tolerable than endless popcorn shrimp. No fucking way.

Just kidding, it was actually great.

First bad trip ever
had a lot to do with the Holy Mountain.

Could somebody please curse me with many diamonds?

Forget it, there's no way he reads these comments. And if he does, he is the master of denial. Either way, it's hopeless.

Hey guys, remember this?

THE MINUTEMEN
Plenty of people like them I guess, but nobody else seems to think they're in the top, like, 3 or 4 bands of all time like I do.

Easy on the language, we don't use the "I" word here.

It's the Simpsons
90% of the people here (at least) know what happens in each Simpsons episode. There's no reason to devote the entirety of each Simpsons write-up to summarizing the plot, throwing in a sentence or two concerning the broader themes of the episode. Even just some stray observations at the end would be…

Seriously, where did that Big Fuckin Skull come from??

Wait a minute…wouldn't the joke be on you, Floyd?