Stop crying and fight your father.

Huh
That's the last movie I would've expected.

To be fair, though, I pretty much agree on everything else.

Ok, I don't really know anything about Game of Thrones
but it's pretty much just a normal, run-of-the-mill period piece series, right? Like the kind that have always been around since forever, right?

If you go back and read interviews they did before they really hit it big in the U.S., there was always plenty of bitching about how their last album wasn't the one to launch them into superstardom in America. So with that in mind, and speaking as a big fan of their first three albums, it's a little hard not to read…

It would've been if she'd inhaled any of it.

Kramer gets plenty of ass. He has the kavorka.

A lot of times this feature is annoying and useless and just buckling under the weight of Amelie's ridiculous self-satisfaction that she doesn't quite have the wit or intelligence to support believably, as if pretending to be annoyed by something that no one else thinks or cares about ever in service of some tired…

Based on the preview
they do a mean White Christmas.

That book gets pretty boring after the first couple pages.

…but you mustn't toouuuuuch…

Yes, yes, yes.

Ummm…he didn't disappear. Gordon and Batman had their final conversation over his corpse.

The Grammys are worse than things like the Teen Choice Awards and VMAs because despite being every bit as awful as those, probably the majority of people still consider it to represent the very best and most culturally relevant that all of music has to offer. Most people consider it to be music's equivalent to the…

Quiet, isn't it?

Just assuming people will take a movie called "Cowboys and Aliens" seriously
…is a level of stupidity that I'd have thought would've been prohibitive to any kind of successful career. Especially in film making.

"…he classifies this new sound as "soul punk," though this song sounds mostly like dance-minded electro-pop."
This is because he doesn't understand music.

Aren't British people
…supposed to say "Happy Christmas"? That's what got me.

The trailer for this
was just awful. I couldn't believe that it was a real movie and not some kind of satirical statement on Dreamworks-style half-assery in kid's films. I am so confused and bewildered at the possibility that this could be anything less than terrible. Based on the trailer.

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There's no one over there who doesn't clearly have a lot to do on sundays who can write these?