20 seconds?  What are you using to decapitate her?

I thought it was a code phrase for some sort of aberrant sex act.  Come to think of it, "Zoey Deschannel" could be a code phrase for an aberrant sex act.

Could Dumbass Gleason use his special powers to make it so that Zoey Deschannel never happened?  Cuz that would be Nobel Laureate caliber shit if he could.

Who's on his way to a Black Panther meeting.

Crying shame Tina Fey is thought of as being funny.  She isn't.  In the least.  Never has been.  Never will be.

I'd be delighted to read your comments, Whovian.  Right after I do a few laps in Slone's punchbowl.

You get to imagine how awful it smells.

Looks like she's got her own Taco Bell. 

Looks like we're in for having to watch fat people fuck.  Maybe we can talk them into eating Whitney.

Worked for Clinton.

She looks like she's in middle school and he looks like a pedophile.

Goddamn special needs siblings.  Where are the Spartans when you need them?

And now you're an avid AVC poster.  So you see, it was all for the best!

Man, that was hilarious.  Though, technically, Dukakis was in the turret.  Driving an Abrams ain't exactly like driving a go cart.

It's much worse than either of those scenarios.  He's a Gingrich operative.

He's doing it because it was the Opie thing to do.

Wow.  Good catch, dude [?]

Maybe it's because it makes "30 Something" look like Masterpiece Fucking Theater.  Or maybe you don't care for the assburger kid either.

Only four more eps in the season?  Any chance that assburger kid will get run over?  Or shot?  Or drowned?  Or electrocuted? Or fall into a lava flow?  Or eaten by something, like a shark, or a mountain lion, or maybe a mandrill?  I ask because that's the only reason I watch this steaming pile of Wonderbread Angst.

Dunno…but they could have had Malik…IN A PILGRIM HAT!!!