My God…wonder what the Brits made of that?

Buchstabieren Sie es als "H-a-u-s-f-r-a-u," bitte.

That means that you're almost ready to take the Mark of the Beast.

And sexual shenanigans.

What did they do with Malik?

Excrutiatingly so.  Thankfully, they put that one out of its misery rather quickly.

Last night's episode was the first one I've ever watched, and I'm thinking that maybe it was a blessing in disguise that Maura Tierney had to pass due to health issues, because I would hate to have to see her in something this awful.  Is the blond Stepford Wife bitch always this massively hysterical and insecure? …

At least he's not Dr. Phil.  Wait a minute…have those two ever been photographed together?  Hmm…

They swoon over him because he's sexually non-threatening.

Then why is he driving a Ferrari?

So the entire free market system is a function of a discrete group's pathology?

When they decide to Khmer Rouge Wallstreet, gimme a call.

The postal service will soon be bankrupt.

Be fair.  She writes for a fairly low-hanging audience.  And that is not a reference to scrotal sacks.

"Or DO my search skills just suck a lot?"

And what you do with your penis while you're watching this shitburger of a show.

He was going to be the voice of the crimefighting talking car sidekick?

Is that why they also ditched the idea of a crimefighting talking car sidekick?

Since when has acting been a profession?

Don't forget the plucky "differently enabled" kid and the "confirmed bachelor!"