So…the poisonous toad of a Jehovah's Witness secretary won the pool at our office.  Anybody else?

So…the poisonous toad of a Jehovah's Witness secretary won the pool at our office.  Anybody else?

I watched as an act of homage to The Tigerblooded One.  And as a rebuke to all the suits at CBS who foisted Michael Kelso on us again.  And because I had nothing better to do.

I watched as an act of homage to The Tigerblooded One.  And as a rebuke to all the suits at CBS who foisted Michael Kelso on us again.  And because I had nothing better to do.

So long as John Cryer is in a body bag, I have no objection to splicing him in.  Throw in the disgusting skid mark of a kid while you're at it.

So long as John Cryer is in a body bag, I have no objection to splicing him in.  Throw in the disgusting skid mark of a kid while you're at it.

So…you think he's not too proud to settle for sloppy seconds to Ashton Kelso?

So…you think he's not too proud to settle for sloppy seconds to Ashton Kelso?

First thing I ever saw her on was the X Files.  Man, that's getting to be a while ago.

First thing I ever saw her on was the X Files.  Man, that's getting to be a while ago.

I'm hoping for more Selma Blair.

I'm hoping for more Selma Blair.

The Lord Jesus does.

Sounds like one hell of a woman.  Maybe she should be writing your posts.

Hugh Grant just brings that out in others.  Regardless of gender.

That depends.  Do you want to give her further grounds to question your sexuality?

I can't wait to get my hands around her neck.

Plus, tits…advantage: Perry.

I'll go, but only so long as they're both being measured for body bags.

Good God, dude…that's the most horrifying dead-center-of-the-bullseye observation I've read since JVS quit posting.  Kudos.