I got cut from Star Wars.
I had the titular line. I played a stow-away, cause I was always stowin' away. I pretty pissed they cut me.

Am I the only one who prefers Fitzcarraldo over Aguirre?

Costner's accent was accurate for the period, everybody else was off.

When
are we going to see Fat Jesus finally be made?

In the sequel he could receive upwards of one thousand staples. I think you're looking at a whole series of franchise here.

I'd be on that show, as long as you guys understand that I wouldn't be there to make friends. It would be a competition after all. I wouldn't be there to make friends, I'm sorry.

Chris Gaines.

I'm glad somebody else has much love for Odorono.

Caruso where you at?
Looks like this Oliver story (puts on sunglasses) has a twist.

"You can shoot a sex scene wherever you want really, you could shoot action in a forest if you want to — you can do that."

Caruso! Where have you been?!?!?

Looks like this teen heart-throb's acting
(on with the sunglasses)

You don't want to be in prison. Sounds like you guys need to get scared straight by Prison Mike.

Nice. I'm glad somebody else was thinking of the game Contra when clicking on the link; I thought I was just an idiot.

Stopped at 3? Season 4 is the best.

Also, The Idiot in the vein of Norbit.

Heroin in the vein of your mom.

I want
an explosion-filled re-imagining of Les Miserables.

Supreme Court Rules Supreme Court Rules!!
FUCK YEAHHH!

I can't think of what is said exactly, but that part where George meets Steinbrenner for the first time is pretty funny.