Big Stein loves his eggplant calzone!

"In a time when we are all concerned about healing and not dividing the races, we at the New York Friars Club apologize to Mayor Dinkins, Montel Williams and all others who were discomforted and offended by the racial remarks."

What does it all mean???

Cut Whoopi some slack, her new movie Predators didn't get very good reviews.

What was Mel doing?!?!?!
Saying goodbye in his own way. Playin' outlawed tunes, on outlawed pipes.

Holy shit I completely forgot about Gallipoli. Awesome movie.

That line got me too. Huzzah!

ummm…Braveheart is fucking awesome.

football game
Wiseau's explanation of the football game on The Room bonus features is…odd.

Rainn Wilson as Dwight Schrute in Bitch Hunter 2: Electric Bitchaloo.

I'm a huge fan of The Office, but it should end when Carrell leaves. There is no Office without Michael GARY Scott. At least if they continue, they should change the name of the show and move it to a different office. Everything else can be the same, but have a little fucking respect for what Carrell has meant to the…

All of the hate from The Hater has blown hatefully over to the now hate-tastic newswire. I don't hate it.

Yeah, but just wait until Mel comes out with Passion of the Christ 2: Let's Get This Party Started.

Seriously though, that "I had the titular line…" sketch might be my favorite from UCB.

You're a kitty cat! Be a kitty cat!

""Anything" is a better answer than a five minute screed about underground hip-hop or some other hipster bullshit."

Perfect first date question: What are your thoughts on Rowsdower?

"i loved the show until the ending. now i have no desire to ever watch it again. my girlfriend never wanted to watch it, so she feels smug about it, and i large pangs of jealousy. such time wasted!"

Yeah, my mom is a big ET fan. I hate those gossip news shows.

Ween is awesome.