SHOCKED!

SHOCKED!

Shocked!

Shocked!

Shocked!

My vote is for Alfred Cortot.

i am shocked…
SHOCKED!

Instead of commenting on a message board, I fed the homeless.

My favorite moment…
…was when they had to quickly cut to a commercial when the rejects-on-stage-salute-Simon segment ended in chaos. This is why we need law and order, and why Simon did us all a public service by killing delusional hope at conception. You cannot let the rabble gain control.

I am shocked…
SHOCKED!! …that the vaguely lesbian hippie lost to the blue collar faux modest dude's dude. I thought this was a singing competition. I am going to take all my toys and go home.

Fantasia Barrino was an unwed mother when she won.

"…an episode who…"
Proofread your grammar better next time. It's "an episode whom."

I must say…
…I am sorry to see Kim Jong Il sent home. He did his nation proud, and I am sure the people of North Korea would agree even if they were free not to.

Instead of watching American Idol…
…I watched the sequel to Akira Kurosawa's sweltering summer noir Stray Dog — Stray Dog : The Squeakquel.

I am shocked…SHOCKED!!…to find trolling on an internet message board.

Brian would not have heard it; Tuesdays are his poker nights with Peter Scolari.

There is nothing flabby about Mr. Lucas's jowls. They are quite firm, like a well-inflated beach ball.

No, one Frake is enough, thank you.

To where to what?
Answer me!

The TNG set design always felt to me like an 80's boardroom.