Uh, excuse me, Professor Brainiac, but a printed script can't accurately convey the all-so-important inflection of each line the way that I can.

Heh heh. "Ni".

What the hell are you talking about???

I already mentioned this on the relevant review, but it bears repeating: I actually am working on precisely memorizing "Homer Goes To College" just in case civilization should collapse and all our DVDs and videotapes be destroyed.

I wish we could actually hear Michael McKean saying "Before I die, I'm gonna fuck me a fish."

I'd rather watch "Epic Log, Homes", a show where stoners work at a logging camp in northern Ontario.

Makes you wonder where exactly the puppeteer's hand is going.

Just roll with it, @avclub-eb70e805387fd94edd03a9fb68dbce6d:disqus . Some might say your pun wasn't… terrible. D'you know what I mean?

"Nick & Nora/Sid & Nancy" is a great episode, but I always, ALWAYS cringe at the last scene. Rory calling Jess "Dodger"? Ugh! So clunky. And I can't buy that Jess would have to think about that reference to get it, either.

So Ted Koppel IS a robot!

Yeah, wot's… uh the deal?

Mmmm… free goo.

Number one in the chartssss: Bell Biv DeVoe.

If they don't have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages, I'm out.

Bill, Dallas sucks.

Don't forget "con Peter Scolari"! I love that he's now apparently Tom Hanks's non-union Mexican equivalent.

Tobias completely misunderstanding how  "yes and" is actually supposed to work was hilarious.

The AV Club:

What? Six eggs???

Well these sound like @avclub-0e6bbb18f209938236c6a3571f0f8fc5:disqus's anecdotes… but I'll tell you what. I'll ask
you a question that only the real @avclub-0e6bbb18f209938236c6a3571f0f8fc5:disqus would know the answer to. In
high school, were you a popular kid, or unpopular?