Well, I've gone and done it. From now on, you won't have Ukridge around to ignore anymore! Instead, I'll be posting my inconsequential blather under the name of…

I imagine a lot of virginal steampunk fans will experience strange new feelings upon seeing this movie.

No, if you reread my most, you'll see that I've said that male commenters still get more respect than female commenters do. But, now that the worst of the anti-female element is long gone, I'd simply feel more myself when posting if I had a username that wasn't male by default.

The Airwolf comic can't possibly be better than this.

I actually did send an email a while ago, and never got a reply! That's why I posted here, in case anyone had actually done it and could thus demonstrate that it was possible.

Goddammit, I knew this would happen. "Citrus" and "vanilla" are johnny-come-lately flavours that have no business being near vodka. REAL vodka flavours are cherry, elderberry, bitter herbs, hazelnut, or grass.

@Dikachu:disqus But then I'll make new comments, and get new likes, with blackjack, and hookers! In fact, forget the new comments…

I might do that if there were any guarantee that messing with Disqus in any way whatsoever wouldn't make my username unclickable.

That certainly seems like the easiest solution. I'll probably also set my status on my new profile to "formerly Ukridge" as a reminder to anyone who clicks on it.

Is there a way to change your username thread?

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One line that I love that no one's mentioned yet:

Fun fact: the music faintly heard playing at the bar during the female impersonator scene is "Knock Knock Who's There", both a number 2 UK hit and the runner-up in the 1970 Eurovision Song Contest for Mary Hopkin.

The "small patch of brown liquid" doesn't get nearly enough love.

@Oberon almost hooked up with an ass last nite lol

THERE'S the classic Bonehead humour I've been missing since 1997.

I expected this Monty Python's Flying Circus notification.

Cervix said: no.

Somehow I've managed to see only the first-ever episode of The Kids of Degrassi Street (having no idea that it was the first in the series) and no other Degrassi production, ever. AND I'M CANADIAN!