If this website doesn't do a TV Club Classic for Kids in the Hall, I'm gonna hold my breath till I turn gay.

Oh, uh… Did I overhear you talking about the dipping areas?

I'd hate to meet the sick bastard who didn't have Dave at number one.

Ah, thank you! I'd forgotten most of those sketches existed!

It can't be, because Ripping Yarns was released on DVD in the US.

Is anyone else disappointed that the CBC versions of the first three seasons aren't the ones that are available on DVD? I understand why they'd want to release the versions where they were censored less, but often it seems that the mild constraints CBC put on the swearing made the sketches funnier. For example, Bruce…

Can't post a comment without a whole lotta milk-a.

Put it in H!

I haven't watched the pilot in ages, and it was amazing to hear Kevin speaking in not the Kevin voice.

Mr. James: You are totally under siege out there! It's just like that movie. What's its name?
Dave: "Under Siege"?
Mr. James: No.
Dave: "Under Siege 2"?
Mr. James: No.
Dave: "Under Siege 3"?
Mr. James: That's the one.

The hook brings them out.

No, I'm pretty sure it's hair. I've never known Nelson to be misinformed.

NYPD BLECCH!

"Good evening. Tonight my guest is AFL-CIO chairman George Meaney, who will be discussing collective bargaining agreements."

"Marge, can you set the oven to cold?"

"Listen, Ned Flanders murdered his wife!"

MILPOOL

"I'm a murderer! I'm a murderer!"

"See, epidermis means your hair. So technically, it's true. That's what makes it so funny. Pardon me a moment.

"You have selected: regicide. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press one."