"The ingredients were: fresh pureed tomatoes, water, salt, and sodium benzoate used to retard spoilage. Once again, if I'm not mistaken, this can contained tomato paste."

Is there ANY background gag better than that "K" falling to the ground?

"Now let's see.
Tide.
Cheer.
Bold.
Biz.
Fab.
All.
Gain.
Whisk.
I believe today I will try… Bold."

"Boys and girls, Mrs. Krabappel, I come before you today to solve a riddle that has plagued mankind for centuries: what has four legs, and ticks?"

"Children, this is Principal Skinner. Remain calm. There is a dog in the vents."

PHRASING!

Romeo and Juliet 2: Clockwork Boogaloo

CancerAGUE

Holy shit, are you… me?

Todd, you only half-got the Earl Butz reference. He had to resign his position after newspapers reported an extremely racist joke he told to Pat Boone: "I'll tell you what the coloreds want. It's three things: first, a tight pussy; second, loose shoes; and third, a warm place to shit." Which is why Mallory saying "You…

Yeah, exactly. It felt as if it had been written by someone who'd read a one-sentence summary of every Community episode, but had never actually seen the show.

Dean't stop deanlieving, @LemLemoncloak:disqus . It's deanevitable that somedean will come along with a pun or two deanventually.

Fat Nixon went to a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

Busey's character wanting two meatball subs had better still be a major plot point.

I hear they're already working on a Little Red Butt Book.

OK, this review has me very excited. I can't wait to see this.

Help me out here - Adam Baldwin is the Baldwin brother who's not related to any of the others, is that right?

That's probably only because McCartney was high all the time.

His mother was a mudder!

While I used to watch Cheers all the time in syndication, and I was a dedicated viewer of each new episode on Thursday nights for the last few seasons, nowadays when I think about Cheers at all, it's probably this Achewood I'm thinking of: