Sit down, @avclub-f41c98ac606e9b29fce2d59f71df434d:disqus.

It sounds like anyone thinking of reading this book would be better off listening to some Peter Sellers.

Worst? "Invasion of the Dinosaurs" is fantastic!

I go 5, 4 (with those two essentially tied) 3, 6, 2, and then I don't especially care.

Ahh, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me!

"I wager 400 quatloos on the newcomer."

Out of all the hilarious stuff in this episode, the one thing that, to me, doesn't get enough love is James Taylor's story about the ant problem at his house on Martha's Vineyard, and getting Art Garfunkel to come over with his compressor and set up a total vacuum outside the house, to blow the ants out the front…

A great little detail is that the bag is labelled "Heavily Salted".

"Gentlemen, you've both worked very hard, and in a way you're both winners. But, in another, more accurate way, Barney is the winner."

"Sir, how would you like to get higher than you've ever been in your life?"

Go Dad go.

"It's a lovely day for a launch here, live at Cape Canaveral, at the lower end of the Florida Peninsula, and the purpose of today's mission is truly, really electrifying."

"The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes. Wait a minute… Statue of Liberty…  that was OUR PLANET!  YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP!  DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!"  *weeps*

Thanks for posting that! What a great story.

It turns out the Michael Jackson episode was… US!

Vanpor Trails! or Grace Vander Pressure, maybe?

The trick is to have a separate browser installed for each gimmick account.

No, the best one is NanaGizmoDwyer48@aol.com.

Oh look, someone filmed it!  https://www.youtube.com/wat…

A couple of years ago I saw the Canadian New Wave band Blue Peter playing in concert in Toronto. (One of their bigger hits in Canada was Don't Walk Past.) They were playing a double bill with Chalk Circle, a Canadian 1980s alternative rock band I was unfamiliar with. Blue Peter were first, with a fantastic set. I…