@avclub-f8b1a4ecb13dc44c448ce82a6e4b5c71:disqus I'm a student. So yes.

@paraclete_pizza:disqus Were you willing to either fund this venture or point me in the direction of a wine under £4 that doesn't taste like shit, I would be all for it.

The kind of wine I drink sure as hell doesn't taste great.

Don't worry, The Cape might still find a second life on cable!

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Holy shit, that means I was nine when Futurama first got cancelled, and I distinctly remember being absolutely gutted at the time.

I hope somebody got fired for - actually, that annoyed me too, to be honest.

After which they all sang (Stronger) What Doesn't Kill You by Kelly Clarkson. This show, man. This show…

His name was Brad! No, seriously, it was.

What the hell are regionals?

It may be trite, but hearing Scott Mills have to awkwardly announce that it's currently at number ten in the charts during the chart update on Radio 1 today was 100% worth my 79p.

Christ, I thought I'd at least get a break from this kind of bullshit on The AV Club. Never listen to anybody who capitalises the word left.

I hope somebody got fired for…eh, I don't need to type the rest for you nerds.

As a Brit, everything on this page might as well be written in binary for all the sense it makes to me.

I think they meant that Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is a joyless trudge and that they'd seen The Avengers too many times, because there is no way on God's green Earth you could call that movie joyless.

I just had to Google what RTL7 was and the description for the first result was 'The Incredible Hulk Alles prima, totdat Bruce Banner boos wordt! Dinsdag 20:30 uur', so I'm going to say you're not wrong.

I can't deny that I'm quite looking forward to watching Hansel and Gretel when it turns up on Sky Movies, preferably while shitfaced on cheap vodka and catcalling Jeremy Renner for the entire thing. You know, the way it was meant to be watched.

Hell, with Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka about I'd be fairly confident in saying they were never seen again.

Given that that exact description could apply equally well to Glee, I'm beginning to wonder if this is a pattern with musical shows.

I saw Black Swan in the cinema and a guy near the front shouted 'YES!' loud enough for the whole screen to hear when that scene started. Which, sadly, was the best thing about that movie.