To paraphrase RuPaul: 'Heather Morris, your singing proves you are an amazing dancer'.

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I WILL GET THE AVENGERS AND YOU WILL BE AVENGED, COULSON

I have taken that into account and am prefacing all my recommendations with 'Okay, there's this show that gets really good, yeah?' I think they're showing at least seasons 1 and 2 straight through, so if anyone actually listens to me and tunes in, they don't have to hang in too long until it gets good.

Hey, you know what else is on tonight? Parks and Rec, in the UK, for the first time, ever.  Oh, how excited I am to recommend it to all my friends and be completely ignored, as usual.

Out of sheer boredom I've just been looking through your past comments and, by God, you're an arsehole, even by internet standards. I almost want to congratulate you on your achievement.

So what you're saying is that you used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what you're with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to you, and it'll
happen to us, too?

I haven't seen this episode in years and I can still perfectly recall Harry Shearer's reading of 'But she has a new hat!'

Oh, it really, really can. My idiot friends from back home have never even heard of Community beyond me occasionally bringing it up, but they picked that quote up from somewhere and it was all I fucking heard for six months before I managed to hightail it out of there for university. Whenever I hear it now I feel the…

They split it into two books in the UK, so we got to enjoy it twice as much!

Wouldn't Skins just be terribly depressing? As great as its first two series are, I know I could do without reliving its Thelma & Louise style cliff-dive in quality after the cast changes.

I didn't get a Drag Race notification for this? Seriously, I genuinely panicked when I didn't have a notification this morning and thought the show hadn't been on. It appears I've become way too invested in this show. Yet again.

My primary school once took us on a trip to a rope factory. We didn't even get free rope.

Christ, my lifestyle really was abhorrent last night. Our biggest - and I hesitate to say 'and best', 'and least worst' would probably be more accurate - gay club recently collapsed (literally. Everybody had to be evacuated), so now we have to go to the godawful gay bar down the street where the drinks are overpriced,…

Exactly how bad is this episode? I'm drunkenly posting this from a gay bar, is it that bad?

Console, yes (though I will forever hold a dear place in my heart for the GameCube), but system? No way in hell. Or are you forgetting the GBA and DS? Okay, the SP and Lite-onwards. Not even I'll try to defend the originals of those things.

Yeah, I have absolutely no idea why you yanks seem to hold us up as some kind of arbiter of good taste. I mean, have you seen the ratings for Mrs Brown's Boys?

Hey, man, I've been watching since the first series and the show had its moments. I'm even slightly ashamed to say I read the three spin-off novels they produced. Yes, three. And they weren't that bad, damnit!

The AV Club was a messed up place. We had lockers.

Better get your typing fingers ready!