That's the fine print on every Republican bumper sticker.

New satire: Trump as incredibly smart, engaged and competent, with his tweets representing mere fits of pique during his otherwise steady and enlightened leadership.

"This can't possibly be based on the arcade game," he read in the link before clicking.

I'm convinced this is what Jai Courtney thinks he looks like.

Not Portland or St. Louis.

The "NDE Decision Chamber" looks amazing.

It's terrible that she's always pushing him to do the right thing?

Hmm, I thought this was going to be the soft-core movie Pippi Dongstalking.

And what a magical season '94-'95 was.

The OA is completely ridiculous but somehow I watched it all the way until the end. A ringing endorsement, I know. It looks pretty. So there's that.

Pronounced chow-dare.

S.H.I.E.L.D. can protect the realm of Anaheim!

If Bowie is in heaven, he'll never have to worry about seeing Trump again.

Ground control to Am-a-zon, send this package to my pl-a-a-ce.

Twitter instantly becomes overrated upon execution.

Shut up, mailbox head.

Or Aidy Bryant, who is beautiful, but certainly doesn't fit Trump's ideal of female beauty.

The hell you say.

Illinois, Arkansas, Oklahoma.

Yes.