Berry died on the 18th but likely would've preferred the 14th.

Got some Karl Urban action goin' on up there.

Did she actually say that?

At least Roman Polanski is still in.

Probably easier to trigger your beloved President Snowflake.

But what will Not Hayley Atwell (pictured above) do now?

He's always been a spineless starfucker with no greater aspirations than access and self-importance. Waterboarding? Bitch would scream bloody murder at a titty twister.

An exception can be made for #19 because, you know, unimaginable psychological torture might make one take extreme measures to escape.

Look, if I want to take my bedazzled & unsecured Samsung Galaxy into a foreign policy briefing, my authority will not be questioned.

If a president has to tell the world he's calling the shots, then you know the rest of this sentence.

Corned beef dirigible is nice, too.

Please, please Rosie O'Donnell as Melania. Just Rosie O'Donnell playing herself but referred to as Melania.

And all his bad days will end!

It's been 20 years. Damn.

I hear he's overrated! Sad!

Can we have Kenan Thompson as Melania? Trump would love his white wife to be played by a black man.

I think reboots have less to do with creative bankruptcy and more with aversion to financial risk. I'm sure studios all have their projections on what opening weekends would earn were they to reboot one of their properties.

OK. Check your Geocities account.

Will we learn what happens when you don't hail to the chimp? My guess is you get deported.

I love that sketch & might have been in the back of my mind when writing this. Doddering old grandpa with the Girl Scouts, ruthless tyrant with his cabinet.