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She's gotten more beautiful with every passing year.

It'd be great to live in a world where nothing was true that I didn't believe to be true. In that regard, Trump is the perfect distillation of his constituency.

I can't wait for the trade war with China and the arrival of the $1,500 iPhone.

I read this as AHS: Katrina, which would be quite a thing.

Rick on his horse riding into Atlanta is the iconic image of the entire series, which is ironic given that the scope of the show is narrow to the point of myopia. The final five episodes of season 4, for me, represent the last time I found the show compelling. "The Grove" is absolutely haunting.

Exactly. Journalists equivocate to provide rhetorical escape routes to whomever is being questioned. It's maddening. Direct questions are too "impolite," I guess. Being a part of the club is so much more important to media journalists than getting answers.

What an actual journalist might ask:

I think ISIS began to form in March 2003 when the first bomb dropped. But Obama wasn't president then, so it's an #alternativefact.

I think Casey Affleck should be strapped to a wheelchair and pushed off a cliff.

Ponderosa previously filed for Chapter 11, so there's Trump synergy.

He was a prison guard. There's like 3 black dudes in this entire city and he plays… a prison guard.

"I like Onderosa. She's one of the good ones." —Trump voters.

Trump would've caught him trying to enter the country.

:(

"Well-dressed, vegan, Native American mafia boss."

"Gremlins 2: The New Batch" > any Trump executive order.

"I'm fabulous! Flamingly gay, even."